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Whats an S (Lighthearted Humor)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:02 pm
by NoelFigart
My husband and I have done No-S for years but sometimes we get asked to explain our habits. He was out at a party with some friends at a noisy place. He decided long ago that alcohol was an S because of his taste in drinks. He loves the sweet girly drinks. Give him a Cosmo and he's a happy man.

Anyway, he explained he wasn't having a drink because it was not an S-day and then wound up explaining the whole No-S diet.

The thing is they were in a noisy place, and the person he was talking to thought that SEX was one of the S things, as if the No-S diet was one of the abstinence, straight-edge things.

He let them believe it for a bit. I think he should have drawn it out further.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:02 pm
by Merrygoround
My husband has already noticed sex begins with an S! In fact it was the very first thing he said when I explained what I was doing for the current ‘diet’.
:oops: :lol:

I would say sick days begin with an S.

I have also been talking about day long tramps, and I think they are s days too, as long as one carries ones own supplies!

As for the other way round, .....what should be an s, .....for me I think granola is an s. I find it very hard to stick to one reasonable sized bowl. Also nuts. So moreish! Maybe they should be an s but as they are normally snacks I think they are covered anyway.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:54 pm
by oolala53
For sex, you might have to reverse the ratio of N to S days... Hmm, what would be the catchy name analogous to two-class ceiling, etc.?

P.S., nice to see you, NF!