101 Uses for Diet Books...

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101 Uses for Diet Books...

Post by doulachic » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:27 am

Someone should write a book called "101 Uses for a Diet Book". Ok, i'll start:

1. Useful in proping up that uneven table leg.
2. Take camping in case you run out of toilet paper.
3. Use to throw at hubby for eating candy in front of you on an N-day.
4. Effective door stop.
5. Place on head and walk around to improve your posture.


Ok, i have to much time on my hands.... :lol:
Anyone else wanna play....?
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Post by Dixie_Amazon » Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:48 am

6. Use pages to line your bird's cage.
7. Use to start a roaring fire.

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Post by gratefuldeb67 » Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:11 am

Use to wipe the dipstick and check your cars oil...
Use to make paper mache pinatas...
Use to wipe your feet on after trodding in cowpies...

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Post by Jammin' Jan » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:48 pm

11. gerbil chew toy
12. dog chew toy
13. something for the cats to scratch and destroy
14. booster seat for toddler

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Post by MaggieMae » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:36 am

Thought I would resurrect this post because it made me laugh. I have about20-30 diet books, sooooo.....

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Post by heliz » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:22 am

15. Cut a hole in the center, to hide your chocolate.
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Post by noni » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:25 pm

Lol, heliz!

Tear out pages to clean your windows.
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Post by Merry » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:58 am

LOL!

18. To start a paper snow-ball fight with your kids
19. add duct tape and a broomstick to create a make-shift shovel-glove--then they really might help you lose weight!
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29 lbs. down, 34 to go. Slow and steady wins the race.
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Post by MaggieMae » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:37 am

Lol ! All great suggestions!
20. Put them in a fire pit and start a bonfire to make smores on an S day

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Post by Merry » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:36 am

MaggieMae wrote:Lol ! All great suggestions!
20. Put them in a fire pit and start a bonfire to make smores on an S day
Ooooh, I'm there with you, MaggieMae!
Homeschool Mom and No S returnee as of 11-30-15.
2 years and counting on No-S.
29 lbs. down, 34 to go. Slow and steady wins the race.
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