Quitting No S
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:29 pm
I know I haven't checked in for a while, and now I feel like I need to share the reason. I'm afraid that I have bad news -- eating food that I enjoy and not spending all my time and money on my diet is getting really boring, and I feel like I need to spice things up a bit. So, sadly, I'm saying goodbye to No S.
I've done some research and I'm going to do a special hybrid diet instead -- the high-raw Vegan low-fat Atkins Pritikin cabbage-soup diet. All the celebrities do it, and who knows more about science, nutrition, and good living than celebrities? I'm so excited! I'm starting with a cayenne-pepper high colonic and acai-berry mudbath for a nice jump-start.
I'll miss you all -- but if anyone wants my diet tips, you can PayPal me $1,298 and I'll be happy to send you a PDF containing my secrets, plus an inspirational wall poster with a picture of Callista Flockhart.
I've done some research and I'm going to do a special hybrid diet instead -- the high-raw Vegan low-fat Atkins Pritikin cabbage-soup diet. All the celebrities do it, and who knows more about science, nutrition, and good living than celebrities? I'm so excited! I'm starting with a cayenne-pepper high colonic and acai-berry mudbath for a nice jump-start.
I'll miss you all -- but if anyone wants my diet tips, you can PayPal me $1,298 and I'll be happy to send you a PDF containing my secrets, plus an inspirational wall poster with a picture of Callista Flockhart.
