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101 Uses for Diet Books...

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:27 am
by doulachic
Someone should write a book called "101 Uses for a Diet Book". Ok, i'll start:

1. Useful in proping up that uneven table leg.
2. Take camping in case you run out of toilet paper.
3. Use to throw at hubby for eating candy in front of you on an N-day.
4. Effective door stop.
5. Place on head and walk around to improve your posture.


Ok, i have to much time on my hands.... :lol:
Anyone else wanna play....?

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:48 am
by Dixie_Amazon
6. Use pages to line your bird's cage.
7. Use to start a roaring fire.

:wink:

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:11 am
by gratefuldeb67
Use to wipe the dipstick and check your cars oil...
Use to make paper mache pinatas...
Use to wipe your feet on after trodding in cowpies...

LOL...
Love,
8) Deb

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:48 pm
by Jammin' Jan
11. gerbil chew toy
12. dog chew toy
13. something for the cats to scratch and destroy
14. booster seat for toddler

:wink:

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:36 am
by MaggieMae
Thought I would resurrect this post because it made me laugh. I have about20-30 diet books, sooooo.....

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:22 am
by heliz
15. Cut a hole in the center, to hide your chocolate.

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:25 pm
by noni
Lol, heliz!

Tear out pages to clean your windows.
Origami.

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:58 am
by Merry
LOL!

18. To start a paper snow-ball fight with your kids
19. add duct tape and a broomstick to create a make-shift shovel-glove--then they really might help you lose weight!

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:37 am
by MaggieMae
Lol ! All great suggestions!
20. Put them in a fire pit and start a bonfire to make smores on an S day

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:36 am
by Merry
MaggieMae wrote:Lol ! All great suggestions!
20. Put them in a fire pit and start a bonfire to make smores on an S day
Ooooh, I'm there with you, MaggieMae!