The SAD Life
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:38 am
Funny article about life on Weight Watchers. You could substitute any substance accounting diet (SAD).
This part made me laugh:
I also enjoy hearing members talk about weekly challenges, which often run along these lines: I went on a visit to my sister’s house and though she knew I was on plan and I had brought my own crate of water-packed tuna, she insisted on making fried chicken and creamed corn and lemon meringue pie, holding a gun on me till I finished every bite. I was so upset that on the way home I bought one of those big plastic packs of miniature Milky Ways meaning to eat just one and throw out the rest, but I was just so annoyed I ended up eating every one. I knew what I was doing, but I just could not stop.
And we all sigh sympathetically and I go home thinking, “Well, I may not be perfect when it comes to eating sugar rich foods that are high in empty calories, but at least I do not have a sister.â€
No Nachos for You, General ZOD
This part made me laugh:
I also enjoy hearing members talk about weekly challenges, which often run along these lines: I went on a visit to my sister’s house and though she knew I was on plan and I had brought my own crate of water-packed tuna, she insisted on making fried chicken and creamed corn and lemon meringue pie, holding a gun on me till I finished every bite. I was so upset that on the way home I bought one of those big plastic packs of miniature Milky Ways meaning to eat just one and throw out the rest, but I was just so annoyed I ended up eating every one. I knew what I was doing, but I just could not stop.
And we all sigh sympathetically and I go home thinking, “Well, I may not be perfect when it comes to eating sugar rich foods that are high in empty calories, but at least I do not have a sister.â€
No Nachos for You, General ZOD