Things I have learned already
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:53 am
I am just starting to shovelglove. Essential lessons thus far include the following:
1. If you take your three-year old to the hardware store to buy a sledgehammer, he will tell everyone you know that you bought a sledgehammer to do exercises. Hard choice: act like you have no idea WHAT he is talking about or 'fess up to all casual acquaintances...
2. Pay CLOSE attention to form. Otherwise, 'tuck the bales' is very likely to turn into 'clock yourself in the head'.
3. No churning the butter under ceiling fans.
4. All shovelgloving is best done when small children are sleeping.
I am having fun and hoping for muscles soonish...
1. If you take your three-year old to the hardware store to buy a sledgehammer, he will tell everyone you know that you bought a sledgehammer to do exercises. Hard choice: act like you have no idea WHAT he is talking about or 'fess up to all casual acquaintances...
2. Pay CLOSE attention to form. Otherwise, 'tuck the bales' is very likely to turn into 'clock yourself in the head'.
3. No churning the butter under ceiling fans.
4. All shovelgloving is best done when small children are sleeping.
I am having fun and hoping for muscles soonish...