Face / Nuts

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Face / Nuts

Post by tomcamfield » Wed May 18, 2011 7:25 am

When I Shovelglove, I like to imagine I'm assaulting my boss. Nothing is more satisfying than the "Face / Nuts" move. It's a simple move, probably combining two existing ones.

It's basically "Stoke the Oven" with a twist; thrust the Shovelglove towards your imagined boss' face (diagonally up, the way you would in "Stoke the Oven"), then retract the shovelglove and thrust it towards their imagined nuts (diagonally down), then thrust towards the face, then the nuts, and so on.

As I do this, I like to say "Face", "Nuts" to aid my imagination and satisfaction. Repeat until you feel ready to face another day at work.

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Post by gratefuldeb67 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:47 am

hahaha :lol:
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Post by reinhard » Tue May 24, 2011 1:10 pm

This is awesome.

My boss is great (and female) so this wouldn't work for me, but I've definitely been in situations where it might have been of enormous therapeutic benefit. :-)


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