I could probably write a book about the fitness [s]debacle[/s] journey that I‘ve been on for the past couple of years, but I’ll skip that and just say that I’ve been struggling with a few troublesome bad habits for a long time and I’ve finally come to accept that these are the reasons for my failure to reach my fitness goals – I over-think (everything), over-estimate (my fitness level), over-work (during exercise and otherwise), and under-sleep (constantly).
You see, I want to be Spider-Man (read: elite-level gymnast/fighter/acrobat with an athletic, but not bulky, build), but I’m more like pre-radioactive-experiment-gone-wrong Peter Parker and I don’t see any glowing arachnids anywhere nearby that might be willing to make my transition easier (besides, I’m mildly arachnophobic, so I’m not too keen on the idea anyway). It’s only just now dawning on me that going from web-footed Kermit the Frog to web-headed Super-hero is going to have to happen in baby steps – hence, my not-so-triumphant return (complete with over-use of hyphens and parenthetical asides) to these illustrious forums and the simple joys of shovelglove.
I don’t have a set plan, and I’m going to force myself to not create one. Each workday I’ll choose between my 6# (focus on speed) and my 10# (focus on endurance) hammer, depending on my mood and make up a workout that just sounds like a good idea for that day. Each workout will be 16 minutes long with a 4 minute cool down/meditation/stretch to finish, because 20 minutes is the minimum to earn a “point†on my employer’s wellness plan (60 points in a quarter earns me a big discount on my health insurance!). My job and my dog also have me walking a lot, and sometimes I jog/run/sprint instead for that extra little bonus point here and there.
Just for the heck of it, I’ll post my daily workouts here for the viewing pleasure of anyone who cares and might be looking for some ideas on what to do with their own hammer.
So, without further ado:
10# Hammer
Swings x 7
Chop Tree x 7
Chop Wood x 7
Shovel Snow x 7
repeat for 16:00 with minimal rest
Comments: Holy crap my core hurts . . . but in a good way!
 I’ve been playing with the 6# on-and-off for a while as a conditioning thing, but it doesn’t nearly put the torque on my lower back and abs that the 10# does.  Also, my hands are aching from maintaining the grip (which makes me happy, because grip strength is a major weak-spot for me).  I also got some lovely popping and cracking in my spine and neck about halfway through (the good, pressure-releasing, slipping-back-into-place kind).
  I’ve been playing with the 6# on-and-off for a while as a conditioning thing, but it doesn’t nearly put the torque on my lower back and abs that the 10# does.  Also, my hands are aching from maintaining the grip (which makes me happy, because grip strength is a major weak-spot for me).  I also got some lovely popping and cracking in my spine and neck about halfway through (the good, pressure-releasing, slipping-back-into-place kind).EDIT: fixed the link to "swings"




 ).  It’s a good experience, though – I want to start mixing things up a bit more.
).  It’s a good experience, though – I want to start mixing things up a bit more.

 ) easier the rest of the week. It's still always 14 minutes or thereabouts, but there's a big difference in intensity.
) easier the rest of the week. It's still always 14 minutes or thereabouts, but there's a big difference in intensity.

