I know I haven't checked in for a while, and now I feel like I need to share the reason. I'm afraid that I have bad news -- eating food that I enjoy and not spending all my time and money on my diet is getting really boring, and I feel like I need to spice things up a bit. So, sadly, I'm saying goodbye to No S.
I've done some research and I'm going to do a special hybrid diet instead -- the high-raw Vegan low-fat Atkins Pritikin cabbage-soup diet. All the celebrities do it, and who knows more about science, nutrition, and good living than celebrities? I'm so excited! I'm starting with a cayenne-pepper high colonic and acai-berry mudbath for a nice jump-start.
I'll miss you all -- but if anyone wants my diet tips, you can PayPal me $1,298 and I'll be happy to send you a PDF containing my secrets, plus an inspirational wall poster with a picture of Callista Flockhart.
Quitting No S
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Re: Quitting No S
Well, good luck! We'll miss you. This might help you out in your new diet.Thalia wrote:So, sadly, I'm saying goodbye to No S.
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My blog https://noelfigart.com/wordpress/ I talk about being a freelance writer, working out and cooking mostly. The language is not always drawing room fashion. Just sayin'.
