Basic Instructions

Take a sledgehammer and wrap an old sweater around it. This is your "shovelglove." Every week day morning, set a timer for 14 minutes. Use the shovelglove to perform shoveling, butter churning, and wood chopping motions until the timer goes off. Stop. Rest on weekends and holidays. Baffled? Intrigued? Charmed? Discuss here.
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Basic Instructions

Post by phayze » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:33 pm

Hey-o, shuggers! I thought I'd break my long stretch of quiet lurking to share this, because I thought others here might find it amusing. Enjoy!

How to Lose Fat
1 Picture = 1,000 words
0:01s Video = 30 pictures
therefore, 0:01s Video = 30,000 words

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Post by david » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:00 pm

I really liked that--very funny.

--David

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Post by reinhard » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:35 am

Go 1890! Very funny. Thanks for the link and for popping by again, Phayze. Hope all is well, would love to hear details (even if they veer from shovelglove orthodoxy).

Reinhard

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Post by phayze » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:57 pm

Hey, Reinhard! I've been thinking about updating my progress thread for a while now, but I haven't gotten around to putting my latest pictures on the website - I only seem to think about it when it's least convenient. :p You'll be happy to know that my trusty 10 pounder still gets a little action from time to time, though probably not as much as it deserves. ;)

Hopefully I'll manage to sit down long enough to take care of that soon.
1 Picture = 1,000 words
0:01s Video = 30 pictures
therefore, 0:01s Video = 30,000 words

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